One-half of Deux Lectrices, writing about the things I read.
The sign read: THE HORRORLAND HORRORS WELCOME YOU TO HORRORLAND!
“I don’t get that sign,” Mom said. “What are the HorrorLand Horrors?”
Mascots, I would assume considering the name and all.
Also, again I say: thank God these characters were never supposed to be geniuses.